I'm bored

Hello!
Here is a collection of pointless Yo Momma jokes written in really wierd ways!
1. Yo momma's so FAT, she passed in front of the TV and I missed 3 shows!
2. Yo momma's so FAT, when she jumps from the diving board, everyone thinks it's a solar eclipse!
3. Yo momma's so FAT, her stomach comes into the room half an hour before she does!
4. Yo momma's so FAT, she needs two area codes!
5. Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate is in roman numerals!
Toodles!